Max/Contacts

Me First and the Gimme Gimmes

Owen: I can't really call him a stalker, because I'm feeling very stalker these day.

Ink: Tattooed Brit that understands the value of a fag. And hung...

Aurelie: Val tits on a unicorn.

Bjorn: Tosses chicks in the air with the greatest of ease.

Casey: I'm expecting a bible beating.

Felix: That was a lot of reaching, yet he never found my ass or tit. Oh, and a dragon.

Grace: Thought she was as bad as the others, managed to show the right sort of control.

Grayson: Narc maybe? Or just a creep that enjoys burning in sun.

Kai: Fuck you and your Tao. And maybe a P.I.?

Lei: Chill?

Molly: Dragon rider.