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Me First and the Gimme Gimmes

Owen: He really is a good guy that doesn't deserve to be fucked up by me, and I know I'm fucking him up. Sorry future girlfriend or wife.

NOFX

Ink: Fucking stoner hung like a horse. It's not hard to realize the ones that want to slip back into their self-destructive ways.
Nia: Addiction is something you just know when you see it others. She has the missing pieces and the cracks.

The Offspring

Bjorn: Tosses chicks with the greatest of ease, or packs them conveniently on a shoulder, which there is room for two...
Grace: So was there a meeting where they voted on black eyes? I think we should have gone another way.
Grayson: Narc maybe? Or just a creep that enjoys burning in sun.
Isaac: Where was my threesome?
Kai: Fuck you and your Tao. Maybe a P.I., but definitely a narc.
Sylvi: Have you ever seen a pair of thighs you want die between? Corporate, but seems to love life.
Uma: A testament to why I'm bi.

Fallout Boy

Aurelie: Val tits on a unicorn.
Casey: I'm expecting a bible beating.
Felix: That was a lot of reaching, yet he never found my ass or tit. Oh, and a dragon.
Lei: Chill?
Molly: Dragon rider.