Max/Contacts

Me First and the Gimme Gimmes

Owen: I can't really call him a stalker, because I'm feeling very stalker these days, and he really is a good guy that doesn't deserve to be fucked up by me.

NOFX

Ink: Tattooed Brit that understands the value of a fag. And hung...

Nia: Addiction is something you just know when you see it others. She has the missing pieces and the cracks.

The Offspring

Bjorn: Tosses chicks with the greatest of ease, or packs them conveniently on a shoulder, which there is room for two...

Grace: So was there a meeting where they voted on black eyes? I think we should have gone another way.

Grayson: Narc maybe? Or just a creep that enjoys burning in sun.

Isaac: Where was my threesome?

Kai: Fuck you and your Tao. Maybe a P.I., but definitely a narc.

Sylvi: Have you ever seen a pair of thighs you want die between? Corporate, but seems to love life.

Uma: A testament to why I'm bi.

Fallout Boy

Aurelie: Val tits on a unicorn.

Casey: I'm expecting a bible beating.

Felix: That was a lot of reaching, yet he never found my ass or tit. Oh, and a dragon.

Lei: Chill?

Molly: Dragon rider.